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Not Today, Satan: Grapefruit & Mangosteen Scented Candle

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Scents: Tart grapefruit, sweet peach & mangosteen flower

Imbued with: Iron will and assh*le avoidance.


Some days, you just need the mantra. The one that doesn't kill your vibe, and has you repeating "Not my circus, not my monkeys."

Ka-pow away that bad karma with Not Today, Satan. The punchy, tart fruit of grapefruit blends beautifully with soft mangosteen and sweet peach, for a perfect blend of fruity and floral.

Not Today, Satan is made with 100% soy wax for a longer burn time and minimal sooting.

  • 40+ hours of burn time.
  • 100% soy wax, made with US-farmer harvested soybeans.
  • Metal-free wick, made only of cotton and paper.
  • Lead-free, heavy-bottomed glass jar.
  • Natural wood lid.
  • Phthalate-free, non-toxic fragrance oil.
  • No dyes or additives.
  • 11oz frosted white jar, approximately 8oz of wax.