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I Don't Know, Margo: Spiked Eggnog Christmas Candle

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"And WHY doesn't your candle smell good, TODD?"

Avoid the wrath of the yuppies, and sip spiked 'nog out with Clark Griswold instead.

This creamy, pleasant, slightly alcohol-tangy eggnog candle will wrap you in boozy comfort, far from the prying eyes of neighbors. 

About Our Candles

All our candles are hand-poured with a wax that burns 45-50 hours. You'll see the cozy, warm glow through our clear-colored 10oz tumbler jars. Dust and debris will stay away, thanks to our snug-fitting metal lids.

Our Candle Ingredients

Keeping true to our motto of "can't deal," we don't deal in anything impure.

We only use non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and use nothing but 100% soy in our wax. It's from soy harvested right here in the US.

Our cotton wicks have no lead or metal in them - they're just tightly-braided cotton and paper, sealed with wax. 

Our crackling wood wicks are also made here in the US from natively-sourced, sappy fruit tree wood blends in the midwest. They are harvested from Forest Stewardship Certified mills only, so you can feel confident in the integrity of their origin.

🤔 Should I Choose a Wood or Cotton Wick? 

Wooden wicks have grown in popularity, for good reason. They burn a little longer than cotton, they self-trim down as they burn, and don't let off as much smoke as cotton. 

(We produce most of our scents with both options, but will admit we've converted quite a few of our fans to wood!)

 

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Delivery Estimated between and . We ship within 2-3 days of purchase.

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"And WHY doesn't your candle smell good, TODD?"

Avoid the wrath of the yuppies, and sip spiked 'nog out with Clark Griswold instead.

This creamy, pleasant, slightly alcohol-tangy eggnog candle will wrap you in boozy comfort, far from the prying eyes of neighbors. 

About Our Candles

All our candles are hand-poured with a wax that burns 45-50 hours. You'll see the cozy, warm glow through our clear-colored 10oz tumbler jars. Dust and debris will stay away, thanks to our snug-fitting metal lids.

Our Candle Ingredients

Keeping true to our motto of "can't deal," we don't deal in anything impure.

We only use non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrance oils, and use nothing but 100% soy in our wax. It's from soy harvested right here in the US.

Our cotton wicks have no lead or metal in them - they're just tightly-braided cotton and paper, sealed with wax. 

Our crackling wood wicks are also made here in the US from natively-sourced, sappy fruit tree wood blends in the midwest. They are harvested from Forest Stewardship Certified mills only, so you can feel confident in the integrity of their origin.

🤔 Should I Choose a Wood or Cotton Wick? 

Wooden wicks have grown in popularity, for good reason. They burn a little longer than cotton, they self-trim down as they burn, and don't let off as much smoke as cotton. 

(We produce most of our scents with both options, but will admit we've converted quite a few of our fans to wood!)

 

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Shipping
Delivery Estimated between and . We ship within 2-3 days of purchase.

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